Fantasy Football Week 3: Start ’Em, Sit ’Em

Onion Sports has expert analysis on which players to keep and which players to drop from your fantasy football starting lineup this week:

Start ’Em

Matt Ryan (QB): Well, it’s too late now. Those 286 yards and three touchdowns probably look great sitting on your bench. Nice job, moron

Stevan Ridley (RB): Though Ridley has posted unremarkable numbers in the first two weeks of the season, neither of those games have been against the Raiders

Colin Kaepernick (QB): Nobody else in the league is better on first and 15

Sit ’Em

DeMarco Murray (RB): Murray proved last week that the running game can successfully carry the Cowboys’ offense, so expect Dallas to go right back to the passing game this week

Russell Wilson (QB): Denver’s defense will have something to prove in its rematch against Seattle, so Wilson will likely be held to only three or four touchdowns

Alshon Jeffery (WR): Jeffery didn’t practice this week and still may not be fully healthy after a decade of constantly playing this utterly barbaric, sadistic sport




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