Fantasy Football Week 11: Start ’Em, Sit ’Em

Onion Sports has expert analysis on which players to keep and which players to drop from your fantasy football starting lineup this week:

Start ’Em

Peyton Manning (QB): Manning and company take on the Rams in what’s expected to be a shootout, with the Broncos offense and Broncos defense racing to put the most points on the board

Arian Foster (RB): The Texans have made it clear that their offense limps through him

Matt Ryan (QB): Falcons coaches will be hoping Ryan fails to deliver a playoff-caliber performance

Sit ’Em

Jeremy Maclin (WR): Owners should track Maclin’s status closely, as he’s one of more than 1,100 NFL players at high risk of injury on Sunday

Oakland Raiders (D/ST): Rivalry games are always unpredictable, so it’s hard to say how the Raiders will fuck up against the Chargers

Teddy Bridgewater (QB): The Bears defensive line likely won’t be able to sack Bridgewater in time to prevent interceptions




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