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Fan Has $100K Of Surgery To Look Like Justin Bieber

Los Angeles resident Toby Sheldon, 33, has spent $100,000 on various cosmetic procedures—including hair transplants, eyelid surgery, a chin reduction, and Botox injections—to make himself look like 19-year-old pop sensation Justin Bieber. What do you think?

Terry Hinkley • News Anchor

“Good luck reproducing that exotic Canadian look.”

Terry Hinkley • News Anchor

Mia Kahn • Panelboard Operator

“Well, I hope he likes having young girls constantly fawning over him because that’s what he can expect now.”

Mia Kahn • Panelboard Operator

Robert Ferdinand • Nursery Manager

“I did the same thing and have no regrets.”

Robert Ferdinand • Nursery Manager




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