The Cleveland Clinic has begun interviewing candidates for the world’s first face transplant. What do you think?
“Is this strictly for disfigurement victims, or can I turn my trophy wife into a hot Asian chick if I feel like it?”
Guy Clemmons • Systems Analyst
“Finally, I will have the face of my baboon heart’s desire.”
Kim Kovacs • Veterinary Assistant
“Say goodbye to the old world, where you were limited to just one face on the boring old front of your head.”
Parker Knowleton • Legal Aide
