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Experts Recommend All Children Over 8 Be Screened For Anxiety

A leading panel of experts recommended for the first time that all children ages 8 to 18 should be screened for anxiety, prompted by the worsening state of mental health among children particularly during the pandemic. What do you think?

Peter Lawler, Trophy Polisher

“I think my gifted 6

Peter Lawler, Trophy Polisher

Jenny Macintosh, Bank Foreman

“Agreed. It’s time to cull the herd.”

Jenny Macintosh, Bank Foreman

Brent Scanlon, Paper Executive

“Are you saying there’s something wrong with the way I’m raising my kid?”

Brent Scanlon, Paper Executive




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