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Expensive Medical Treatments

Many Americans with life-threatening diseases have been refusing new medical treatments, saying the high costs outweigh the benefits. Here are a few commonly rejected treatments:

Zero-gravity triple-bypass surgery

Bed rest in Langham Hotel’s Infinity Suite

56-thousand-dollarectomy

Quadriplegia pills

Cryogenically freezing faulty organs inside patient until cure is found

Artificial mechanical heart

Burt Bacharach–serenaded chemotherapy session

Insulin




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