European Enjoys City Centre

STUTTGART, GERMANY—Remarking upon the plaza’s historic architecture and many cultural wonders, local European Klaus Becker told reporters Thursday that he enjoyed the city centre. “Perhaps the best part is how walkable the city centre is!” said a visibly delighted Becker, noting that it was also the perfect place to chat with friends at a café, pick up a fresh cheese wheel at the local market, or simply immerse oneself in the Old World charm of quaint, winding streets. “What an impressive fountain! And with so much public transit connecting to the central square, we can go anywhere we desire! Shall we purchase a rail pass and make our way to the discotheque?” Becker went on to state that he intended to enjoy city centre while it lasted, because its pure European character was gradually being destroyed by immigrants.