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Europe, The U.S., And Saddam

A number of America’s top European allies, including France and Germany, strongly oppose any potential U.S. military action against Iraq. What do you think?

Christopher Massey • Systems Analyst

“What? The rest of the world disapproves of America’s militarism? Jesus, man, don’t they know they can get

Christopher Massey • Systems Analyst

Lisa Hatcher • Graduate Student

“Whatever will we do without the backing of the Spanish Armada?”

Lisa Hatcher • Graduate Student

Bob Olsen • Roofer

“C’mon, one shot at ousting Saddam every 10 years is only fair.”

Bob Olsen • Roofer

Michael Rossum • Lawyer

“It’s not like we’re asking our European allies to pitch in; we just want them to stand idly by and watch.”

Michael Rossum • Lawyer

Rick Edgerton • Cab Driver

“Fuck Europe. I hate those sniffy little watered-down wimps. So what if they’re absolutely right? Fuckin’ horse-eaters.”

Rick Edgerton • Cab Driver

Michelle Glover • Dietitian

“It’s good to see that after more than 50 years, America’s shrewd piss-off-the-world strategy is finally starting to pay off.”

Michelle Glover • Dietitian