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Elvis Presley’s Granddaughter Sues Company Attempting To Sell Graceland

Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough, who owns the Graceland estate, successfully blocked the auction of Elvis’s former home by the company Naussany Investments, which may have fraudulently initiated the foreclosure by claiming that Lisa Marie Presley used Graceland as collateral for a loan. What do you think?

Joint Pathologist, Klay Mcneil

“Good compounds are hard to come by these days.”

Joint Pathologist, Klay Mcneil

Mike Bernardo, Cream Infuser

“It’s a shame, Graceland would have made a great Airbnb.”

Mike Bernardo, Cream Infuser

Brandy Crosby, unemployed

“That the guy who died on the toilet?”

Brandy Crosby, unemployed




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