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Elon Musk To Open First High-Speed Test Tunnel On December 10

Elon Musk’s Boring Company announced that it will open a proof-of-concept high-speed tunnel beneath Los Angeles on Dec. 10 and offer free rides to visitors on the following day, teasing the potential future of transportation. What do you think?

Ned Alford • Candy Distributor

“Tunnels? With trains in them? Under a city? I don’t buy it.”

Ned Alford • Candy Distributor

Marjie Mayer • Flan Molder

“That’s nice, but I’m more of a fan of his unhinged accusation of pedophilia than his tunnel building.”

Marjie Mayer • Flan Molder

Kevin Britton • Sandwich Toothpick Placer

“This should be a tantalizing glimpse at the future of how tech firms will go bankrupt.”

Kevin Britton • Sandwich Toothpick Placer




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