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Dunkin’ Releases Ghost Pepper Donut For Halloween

Coffee and donut chain Dunkin’ has unveiled a spicy strawberry, cayenne, and ghost pepper donut for Halloween that will be sold through December. What do you think?

Fiona Lind, Vegetable Blancher

“Ugh, this is

Fiona Lind, Vegetable Blancher

Kevin Skerry, Brand Ambassador

“Dunkin’s finally realizing that Americans want a donut that hurts going down.”

Kevin Skerry, Brand Ambassador

Chuck Fouracre, Knot-Tying Professional

“And if I buy one, they have to let me use their bathroom then, right?”

Chuck Fouracre, Knot-Tying Professional




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