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'Duke Nukem Forever' Finally Released

After more than 13 years in development, the latest installment in the Duke Nukem series of first-person shooter video games was released Tuesday. What do you think?

Susan Corrigan • Systems Analyst

“Susan is not a fan. Susan is more into third-person shooters. If you catch Susan’s drift.”

Susan Corrigan • Systems Analyst

Bob Farmer • Bag Sewer

“Looks like I can tell my grandfather he can finally die now.”

Bob Farmer • Bag Sewer

Craig Pistel • Leader Tier

“In middle school I was so excited at the promise of seeing three-dimensional boobs, but now that I’m grown up, I can get that by playing

Craig Pistel • Leader Tier




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