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Dubai Introduces Robot Police Officer

As part of a plan to replace 25 percent of its officers with robots by 2030, Dubai has introduced a robotic policeman that can identify suspects and collect evidence. What do you think?

Anthony Lamarre • Streetlight Technician

“This is just going to lead to robot criminals getting even faster CPUs.”

Anthony Lamarre • Streetlight Technician

Carl Smreker • Rind Peeler

“At least when a robotic police officer shoots me to death, it’ll be because of cold, hard logic instead of panic or racial bias.”

Carl Smreker • Rind Peeler

Denise Wilkes • Grave Filler

“The nice thing about a plan like this is that there’s absolutely no way anything could go wrong with it.”

Denise Wilkes • Grave Filler




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