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Dow Drops 800 Points As Fear Of Recession Looms

The Dow Jones Industrial Average had its worst day of the year thus far, dropping 800 points due to geopolitical turmoil and sluggish growth rates. What do you think?

Amy-Louise Torres • Fish Calmer

“Hopefully, this doesn’t affect the stock market.”

Amy-Louise Torres • Fish Calmer

Craig Montes • Microfiche Archivist

“Why do I always pick the worst times to be a part of the global economy?”

Craig Montes • Microfiche Archivist

Tom Byrd • Griddle Technician

“As someone who hates the sight of a red arrow pointing down, I’m getting pretty nervous.”

Tom Byrd • Griddle Technician




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