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Doomsday Clock Moves 10 Seconds Closer To Midnight

The Doomsday Clock has been moved forward to 90 seconds to midnight, the closest the metaphorical clock has ever been to signaling imminent human-caused catastrophe. What do you think?

Wendell Ritz, Unemployed

“So there’s still time to

Wendell Ritz, Unemployed

Mischa Gayler, Rebrander

“It’s times like these I’m glad I don’t believe in clocks.”

Mischa Gayler, Rebrander

Felipe Abel, Conversation Monitor

“This is blatant anti-catastrophe propaganda.”

Felipe Abel, Conversation Monitor




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