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Donald Trump

President Of The United States

The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.


Encrypted Emails From Russia To President Trump


President Trump Discusses Air Force One Upgrades With Boeing CEO


President Obama’s Letter For President Trump


White House Memo On Supreme Court Candidates


Invoice From President Trump’s Accountant


President Trump Discusses Youngest Son With Kellyanne Conway


President Trump’s Doodles


Executive Orders Establishing Trump As The Legitimate President


President’s Daily Briefing: February 15, 2017


President’s Daily Briefing: February 21, 2017


President’s Daily Briefing: March 9, 2017


President Trump Discusses Elimination Of Waterways With Interior Secretary


President Trump Warns Of Threat Posed By Lighthouses


President Trump’s Daily Schedule


President Trump’s Lawsuit Against White House Tour Group


President Trump’s Lawsuit Against Estate Of Johannes Gutenberg




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper