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Dolphins Have Fully Functioning Clitoris, Study Finds

New research has found that female dolphins, who copulate throughout the year as a way to forge and maintain social bonds, have a fully functional clitoris with sensory nerves and erectile bodies that help them experience pleasure during sex, just as it does for humans. What do you think?

Chuck Strouse, Bunk Debunker

“I never woul

Chuck Strouse, Bunk Debunker

Zeke Kapur, Square Dance Instructor

“This makes their lack of hands all the more devastating.”

Zeke Kapur, Square Dance Instructor

Jodi Avirgan, Mouthwash Sommelier

“Yeah, it’s right above the blowhole.”

Jodi Avirgan, Mouthwash Sommelier




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