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DNA Testing Might Be Phased Out

Currently the default means of investigating evidence found at crime scenes, DNA profiling might soon be replaced with the more efficient and reliable method of testing proteins found in hair samples. What do you think?

Sean McGill • Unemployed

“Terrible news for the swab industry.”

Sean McGill • Unemployed

Becky Keane • Consulting Enthusiast

“This could revolutionize the way juries misunderstand forensic science.”

Becky Keane • Consulting Enthusiast

Trent Harliss • Rifle Collector

“Please, just find out who did this to my dear Marguerite.”

Trent Harliss • Rifle Collector




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