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Ditching Tight Pants Improves Sperm Count

Researchers at Harvard found that individuals wearing boxer shorts had a 25 percent higher sperm concentration those in tight-fitting underwear, most likely due to the cooler temperatures inside boxers. What do you think?

Eric Nielson • Fanlight Appreciator

“A small price to pay for hig

Eric Nielson • Fanlight Appreciator

Sandra Lynn • Coffee Tamper

“I’ve always said that cargo shorts signal virility.”

Sandra Lynn • Coffee Tamper

Johnny Floyd • Pandiculation Instructor

“Thanks for the tip, but I’m happy with my current number of sperm.”

Johnny Floyd • Pandiculation Instructor




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