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Disney Bans Junk Food Ads

The Walt Disney Co. announced it would no longer run advertisements during children’s programs for foods it considers unhealthy. What do you think?

Orianna Gordon • Unemployed

“I don’t like the idea of the corporation that’s raising my kid telling me how to raise my kid.”

Orianna Gordon • Unemployed

LeVonn Berryman • Third Helper

“It’s in their best interest to keep Disney fans thin to save on repairing amusement park rides.”

LeVonn Berryman • Third Helper

 Ben Whitworth • Motor Polarizer

“Now we just need to get Hannah Montana to stop smoking Pall Malls.”

Ben Whitworth • Motor Polarizer




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