The City of New York is up in arms after its Homeland-Security budget was slashed nearly in half. What do you think?
“It’s about time we shifted that money to protect cities like Omaha, where the world’s largest ball of stamps sits completely unsecured.”
Mark Jameson • Busboy
“I’m sick of New Yorkers bragging about all their fancy targets. Take one look at Mackinac Island’s fudge-shop row and tell me that wouldn’t give a terrorist a few ideas.”
Gina Baird • Systems Analyst
“The news coincides perfectly with the release of my guidebook Protecting New York On $10 A Day.”
Ted Gillespie • Admissions Agent
