Donald Trump unveiled his administration’s economic policy plan Monday at the Detroit Economic Club. Here are Trump’s main economic proposals:
Prevent American companies from outsourcing jobs to women or minorities
Lower the corporate tax rate for CEOs too stupid to find a loophole
Do whatever you’re supposed to do with interest rates
Larger numbers for everyone
Round up and deport nation’s manufacturing robots
Raise taxes on the ultra-foreign
Spur innovation by speeding up demise of habitable climate
Cap top income tax rate at 25 percent or 33 percent or 14 percent or something in that general vicinity, but it’s hard to tell where the chips will fall
America’s financial woes to be eased significantly by cash gifts from America’s father
