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Depression Sufferers Smoke More

A new study reveals that 43 percent of adults who suffer from depression smoke, and that depressed people are less inclined to quit than other smokers. What do you think?

Chance Ribot • Unemployed

“Yeah, depressed people are so cool and sophisticated.”

Chance Ribot • Unemployed

Danny Edson • Social Worker

“Aggravating the problem is how readily nicotine binds to the brain’s why-bother-even-getting-out-of-bed receptors.”

Danny Edson • Social Worker

Meredith Lurie • Jack Setter

“Well, you know who’s not going to move out on me because its skirt keeps getting stained with nicotine from sitting on the couch? This pack of Camels right here.”

Meredith Lurie • Jack Setter




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