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Delta Highest In Pet Deaths

According to documents filed with the Federal Aviation Administration, Delta Airlines accounted for 19 of the 35 flying-related pet deaths in 2011. What do you think?

Maxwell Preston • Pony Edger

“Delta should take the initiative and advertise how great their air filters are at removing so much of the dead pet smell.”

Maxwell Preston • Pony Edger

Tina Black • Wig Dresser

“To Delta’s credit, though, their employees are willing to go along with the made-up story you tell your kids about how the ol’ boy was jettisoned over a beautiful farm upstate.”

Tina Black • Wig Dresser

Guy Lukin • Unemployed

“And what’s worse, no set of noise-canceling headphones in the world can drown out the horrible sound of all that ghost barking.”

Guy Lukin • Unemployed