The Drug Enforcement Agency apologized to 23-year-old Daniel Chong for leaving him locked alone in a cell without food, water, or a toilet for four days. What do you think?
“It’s jail. You’re not supposed to get all those fancy luxuries.”
Stacey Muller • Systems Analyst
“It’s not enough for the DEA to apologize. They also need to add the part about this being just a big misunderstanding.”
Eric Garner • Key Clerk
“Well, that’s probably less terrible than the CIA locking you up and remembering.”
Elmer Naumann • Chief Inspector
