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Daylight Saving Time Begins

Americans set their clocks forward by one hour on Sunday so that daylight lasts further into the evening. How are you coping with losing an hour?

Jessica Myers • Handholding Expert

“I’m excited that the clock in my car is finally correct again!”

Jessica Myers • Handholding Expert

Nathan Beal • Volunteer Barbeque Tender

“At least the hour taken from me was also taken from my enemies.”

Nathan Beal • Volunteer Barbeque Tender

Hank Black • Somnambulism Therapist

“That one lost hour is no big deal compared to the huge chunks of time I fritter away every day.”

Hank Black • Somnambulism Therapist




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