According to scientists, flooding and wet weather have led to unusually high mosquito populations this summer, and the accompanying heat wave has resulted in numerous deaths. Here are some of the other difficulties people are facing this summer:
It will oftentimes be too hot to leave the comfort of air-conditioning to watch the scantily clad neighbor lady wash her car
Getting timing of summer romance end point just right
Wildfires and floods inconveniently not happening in the same place and time
Heat waves splitting America into distinct classes of Air Conditioner People and Fan People
Hot weather increasing chances of accidentally drinking something gross in mad scramble to quench thirst
Flooding reveals residents’ lack of preparedness to be on TV
Raccoons not so cute now that they’ve shed all hair
Surplus of mosquitoes means that one can bite you as much as he wants while a bunch of others hold you down
