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Crippled Cruise Ship Docking Today

A crippled cruise ship owned by the Carnival Corporation was towed to the Seychelles after a fire broke out in the engine room and knocked out power, resulting in the second major accident for the company in the past six weeks. What do you think?

Carly Burns • Loft Worker

“They must be gearing up for something really big for their 100th anniversary tribute to the sinking of the

Carly Burns • Loft Worker

Adam Flynn • Window Repairer

“Hey, give them a break! What about the thousands of passengers they haven’t killed or scared the shit out of?”

Adam Flynn • Window Repairer

Roy Walker • Unemployed

“Hopefully the entertainer-hypnotist from the nightly 7:30 p.m. post-buffet shows was able to convince everyone they were still having a good time.”

Roy Walker • Unemployed




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