Stressing that he “opened a Pandora’s box and released a Frankenstein’s monster” with the novel breed, Wally Conron, the maker of the Labradoodle, expressed regret for ever creating the mop-headed dog, citing its frequent health problems and saying that it had “veered far from his original purpose in mixing a Labrador and a poodle.” What do you think?
“If it makes him feel any better, I’m pretty sure I hit one with my car last night.”
Elliot Freeman • Table Setter
“Save it for The Hague, pal.”
Antonia Samuels • Ketchup Bottler
“We all have animals we wish we hadn’t made fuck.”
Gus Hibbert • Hospice Greeter
