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Covid-19 Variants Given Greek Alphabet Names To Avoid Stigma

The WHO has announced that they will be implementing a new system to name Covid-19 variants after letters of the Greek alphabet to avoid stigmatizing the regions in which they were first identified. What do you think?

Abe Kelso • Spatula Designer

“If there’s one thing that q

Abe Kelso • Spatula Designer

Bennett Figueroa • Busboy

“Don’t worry, I can find a way to make it offensive.”

Bennett Figueroa • Busboy

Deanna Cho • Systems Analyst

“Scientists just love to lord their knowledge of multiple alphabets over the common man.”

Deanna Cho • Systems Analyst




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