Congressman Picked Last For Committee On Youth Fitness

WASHINGTON, DC– U.S. Rep. David Bonior (D-MI), an awkward, unpopular legislator from Michigan’s 10th District, was picked last for the new House Committee On Youth Fitness Monday. “I didn’t even want to be on that dumb committee,” said Bonior after being made the final pick by Rep. J.C. Watts Jr. (R-OK), the committee’s athletic, well-liked chairman. “I’m only doing it because I have to be on one more committee to get full credit for this term.” Bonior reportedly stood at the front of the House floor during the selection process, trying to be noticed.