Commemorating Reagan's 100th

Sunday marked the 100th birthday of the late President Ronald Wilson Reagan. How did you remember him?


“I thought it would be a nice gesture to set aside my personal prejudices for the day and sell a shit ton of weapons to some Iranian dude.”

Adam Rubenstein • Arms Dealer

“I spent exorbitant sums of money I didn’t have but then convinced my family how important it is to live within our means.”

Ceecee Bryan • Budget Officer

“I’m really too young to remember much about Ronald Reagan, but I haven’t let that stop me from elevating him to Messiah-like status.”

Lawrence Bakija • Student




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper