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Colon Cancer On The Rise In Millennials

A new study confirms that while colon cancer deaths are declining overall, cases in patients born after 1990 are on the rise. What do you think?

Jessa Morgan • Safe Locker

“This generation refuses to wait its turn for anything.”

Jessa Morgan • Safe Locker

Erik Purcell • Sweater Model

“Hopefully they can squeeze in a couple months of chemo before being kicked off their parents’ health insurance.”

Erik Purcell • Sweater Model

Eugene Flowers • Sauce Taster

“And I thought I had nothing in common with them!”

Eugene Flowers • Sauce Taster




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