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Coffee May Improve Memory

Researchers found that individuals who viewed a series of images and then consumed 200 mg of caffeine performed better on a memory test the following day compared to subjects who did not take caffeine. What do you think?

Deborah Riccio • Marble Carver

“Wow, imagine being able to watch any TV show without having to see the recap before each episode.”

Deborah Riccio • Marble Carver

Ty Robillard • Relief Map Modeler

“Great. I’ve been looking for a way to keep all those video game scores ingrained in my mind.”

Ty Robillard • Relief Map Modeler

D.J. Quezada • Orchestra Conductor

“Very good, but that still leaves one nagging question: Does drinking coffee improve memory?”

D.J. Quezada • Orchestra Conductor




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