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Coca-Cola May Move Into Marijuana Products

The Coca-Cola Company and Aurora Cannabis are in talks to develop a potential drink using CBD, a component of marijuana that reduces pain and promotes relaxation. What do you think?

Tommie Walmsley • Pandiculation Researcher

“Sorry, but I’m more of a Pe

Tommie Walmsley • Pandiculation Researcher

Kaine Stephenson • Bathroom Monitor

“Talk to me when they grow the stones to move into crack.”

Kaine Stephenson • Bathroom Monitor

Lila Lim • Talk Radio Caller

“Hopefully soon I’ll be able to drink all of my favorite drugs out of the same bottle.”

Lila Lim • Talk Radio Caller




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