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Coast Guard Sinks Vacant Ship

The U.S. Coast Guard used cannon fire to sink the 164-foot Ryou-Un Maru, a Japanese “ghost ship” set adrift by the tsunami last year. What do you think?

Rita Wright • Systems Analyst

“I think it’s important we send a clear message to all ocean debris: Your aimless drifting will not be tolerated.”

Rita Wright • Systems Analyst

Jonas Wincott • Hand Molder

“Since when is America responsible for picking up Poseidon’s slack?”

Jonas Wincott • Hand Molder

Russell Forlani • Alloy Weigher

“Hey, Gordon Lightfoot, ‘The Wreck Of The

Russell Forlani • Alloy Weigher




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