Clinton Calls For Big Bucks, No Whammys

WASHINGTON, DC—President Clinton echoed the hopes of a nation in his weekly radio address Sunday, calling for big bucks and no whammys in the U.S. economy. “No whammys, no whammys,” Clinton repeated, referring to the mischievous red gremlins who periodically plague the nation’s economy, removing all cash reserves from the Federal Treasury. “Give me those big bucks!” Clinton added that while steady, job-based economic growth is what the nation needs most, winning the trip to the Cayman Islands would also be a positive step. Some in Washington, however, criticized Clinton’s approach. “The economy is unstable enough as it is,” said U.S. Sen. Al D’Amato (R-NY). “The president is truly pressing his luck on this one.