The National Intelligence Council recently addressed Congress to discuss the security threats that need to be considered in the face of global warming. What risks are expected to be aggravated by global warming?
Military protection fails when sun-drenched artillery far too hot to handle with bare hands
Invasion might catch America off guard while it’s cooling down in a movie theater
Glaciers embittered by the rising temperatures may stage revenge “suicide meltings” on innocent civilians
Frozen Mongol warriors may be defrosted and angry
Too muggy to tell if terrorists have attacked
Heatstroke affecting thousands of security officials, allowing millions of 3-ounce gels to enter aircraft unnoticed
Increased precipitation will allow terrorists to conduct activity more surreptitiously under large umbrellas
Natural disaster could occur on 9/11, dividing nation’s patriotic sentiment
Al Gore becoming even more powerful
