Chuck

NBC

8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT

While downloading subliminal government secrets into his brain, Chuck enjoys a fresh-toasted Subway Chicken & Bacon Ranch sub, made with melted Monterey cheddar cheese, all-white meat chicken breast strips, bacon strips, lettuce, tomato wheels, onions, green pepper strips, black olive slices, and ranch dressing.




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