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China To Loosen One-Child Policy

The Chinese government announced that it will ease its 33-year-old population control measure that limited most couples to one child, and will begin allowing families to have two kids if one of the parents is an only child. What do you think?

Laura Van Order • Statistician

“How romantic.”

Laura Van Order • Statistician

Leroy Salinas • Helicopter Pilot

“Sounds like someone has an army to bolster.”

Leroy Salinas • Helicopter Pilot

Randall Banich • Systems Analyst

“Man, I bet all those Chinese couples who had an abortion recently sure feel stupid.”

Randall Banich • Systems Analyst




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