Chiefs Accidentally Win Again

SEATTLE—In yet another victorious slip-up that baffled players, coaches, and fans alike, the Chiefs accidentally defeated the Seahawks 42-24 Sunday, inadvertently outplaying their opponent by scoring more touchdowns. “We have no idea what even happened, because on most of the plays we didn’t even mean to score,” quarterback Matt Cassel said of his team’s unintentional dominance of the game. “I tried to throw the ball away at least three times, but it kind of floated and ended up in Dwayne Bowe’s hands. It must have startled him, too, because he started screaming and running with the ball towards the end zone as fast as he could.” During the postgame press conference, players on the Chiefs’ defensive line apologized to the Seahawks for frequently tripping and falling on top of their running backs.