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Chicago Taco Bell Could Be First In Nation To Serve Alcohol

A Taco Bell in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago has applied for a liquor license, which if granted would mark the first Taco Bell location in the country to serve alcohol. What do you think?

Matthew Land • Road Trip Estimator

“I’m not sure this can compete with the convenience of drinking in the Taco Bell parking lot.”

Matthew Land • Road Trip Estimator

Sylvia Tavera • Systems Analyst

“I hope they post recommended pairings for the Quesarito.”

Sylvia Tavera • Systems Analyst

John Rinaldi • Parka Model

“I’ll never understand how that restaurant always knows exactly what I want.”

John Rinaldi • Parka Model




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