Election night watch party fails to meet food and beverage minimum
Figuring out how the major party candidates did that cool thing on their websites where each political issue automatically expands when you hover the mouse over them
Hackers more interested in your credit card information than the contents of your personal emails
Most voters only willing to let viable candidates kiss their babies
Absolute best case scenario is that you have to be president of the United States
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