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CD Sales Down, LP Sales Up

While sales of CDs fell 17 percent between 2006 and 2007, sales of LPs rose 36 percent in the same period. What do you think?

Tammy Parnell • Loan Officer

“I think at this point people are just fucking with the record industry as a whole.”

Tammy Parnell • Loan Officer

John Bamford • Building Inspector

“LPs may be nice for the audio tourist, but wax cylinders have a warmer, more natural sound.”

John Bamford • Building Inspector

Carlos Feinglass • Systems Analyst

“If there’s a better format for listening to hissing, popping, and crackling than on a cumbersome yet fragile 12-inch piece of vinyl, I’d love to hear it.”

Carlos Feinglass • Systems Analyst




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