Candidate Unaware Constitution Provides For Separation Of Church, State

In a debate with opponent Chris Coons, Republican Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell intimated she was unaware that the First Amendment provides a constitutional basis for the separation of church and state. What do you think?


“So? When I started working as a receptionist, I’d never used Excel before. She’ll get there.”

Leon Ashley • Receptionist

“This probably also explains why she then immediately yelled at reporters and told them they had no guaranteed right to print what she had just said.”

Richard Haener • Carpenter

“I also don’t know shit about our basic rights and freedoms as Americans. She is me!”

Darla Kullberg • Merchandiser