Former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum announced his candidacy for the 2016 presidential election on Wednesday, bringing the runner-up from the 2012 Republican primaries officially into the race. Here’s what you need to know about Santorum:
Age: 23 years younger than average supporter
Birthplace: America he barely recognizes anymore
Campaign Goals: Keep the rampant liberalism in the Republican party in check
Economic Platform: More of a social issues guy
Trademark Look: Suit, tie
Debate Strategy: Hoping to be permitted to watch from green room
Hobbies: Searching for intelligently designed life on other planets
Views On Hardcore Pornography: Included in presidential platform
Motivation For Running: Kill some time before going to Heaven
Biggest Controversy: Is presidential candidate
