Cameron Says Save 3-D For The Classics

Speaking to a group of industry insiders, James Cameron said that postproduction 3-D should only be applied to classic films like Jaws or Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. What do you think?


“No way! Some of the worst movies ever have the most crap flying across the screen.”

Peter Schulter • Systems Analyst

“And only for movies with performances worthy of Vincent Price.”

Yancy Bakken • Quick Mixer Operator

“I don’t understand. If they made old movies 3D, they’d be forced to rerelease them and charge…oh, I see.”

Clem Havey • Needle Setter




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