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California Ends Statute Of Limitations On Sex Crimes

In the wake of the many allegations against Bill Cosby, California has passed legislation that ends statute of limitations on rape and other sex crimes, previously set at 10 years. What do you think?

Dominic Thiel • Corporate Clairvoyant

“Yeah, rapists should only evade conviction by way of structural sexism and victim blaming.”

Dominic Thiel • Corporate Clairvoyant

Felicity Brenner • Pet Masseuse

“Maybe this will finally push that conviction rate up to 7 percent!”

Felicity Brenner • Pet Masseuse

Gordon Yeats • Pudding Flavorer

“As well-intentioned as this law might be, there’s no way it will gain the support of sex offenders.”

Gordon Yeats • Pudding Flavorer