Cain Drops Out

After a Georgia woman came forward and claimed she had a 13-year affair with Herman Cain, the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO announced he would suspend his campaign for the presidency. What do you think?


“That’s too bad. He was a serious contender to be president of the United States.”

Josh Jones • Revenue Agent

“If Herman Cain’s entire presidential campaign was engineered solely as an elaborate ruse for a business executive to scapegoat the news media for his serial marital infidelities, I say, brilliant, brilliant work, sir.”

Kenneth Guy • Machine Burrer

“Wow. It takes a special kind of extramarital affair to break up a run for president. She must really be something else.”

Denise Sugarman • Counseling Psychologist