Scientists have identified a gene that metabolizes caffeine at a particular rate within each person, which could explain why different people drink different amounts of caffeine to wake up. What do you think?
“I’ve always known I come from a three-venti-caramel-macchiatos-a-day bloodline.”
Justine Weiner • Systems Analyst
“It’s incredibly useful to have another thing to blame on my parents.”
Devin Showalter • Aloe Extractor
“Then how come I drink a whole pot of coffee every day, but my 5-year-old can barely finish his morning cup?”
Art Hess • Unemployed